Learn new skills

Its time to learn new skills boys and girls ...
Are you ready to learn ..
Lessons may include
English ....poetry or reading aloud
Singing ...
Music ..can you make a new track ...
Geography ....
Biology ..Sex education ...how to fit a condom on a sausage
French maid ...Voulez vous dance avec moi
Dance lessons ....for those disco divas
PE ....100 metres ....blindfolded
Egg and Spoon race ...
Maths ......How many have you dated ....
Just a little taster ....